April Sale - 20% Off

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What's cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?

Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site?

More bang for your buck!!!! (Wow, that was bad)

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO