What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

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How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

What kind of television do horses like?

Saddle-lite TV

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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.