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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey!

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

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What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.