What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.