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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.