What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

What kind of television do horses like?

Saddle-lite TV

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot