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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

What's a horses favourite condiment?

Mayonneighs

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.