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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself...

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.