What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

About 3 inches

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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

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What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.