What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

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What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot