What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

What s the difference between an ostridge?

It can neither fly

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What is a zebra?

26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.