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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What do you call a black and white bra?

Zebra

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.