What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag