What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

What's the I.T. guy's favorite Pokémon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.