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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant