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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

Scream) APPLE!!!

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies!

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant