What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

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What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call it when you can't see your skin?

Pore resolution

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

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How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.