What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

Where is potatoes?

This winter is very cold. Family is starve.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Boiling Water Jokes More Boiling Water Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies!

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.