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How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

Slinkie Jokes More Slinkie Jokes

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.