How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

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What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

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How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break.

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.