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How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice