Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
Because he sleeps on a waterbed!
To draw the curtains!
He is the only one that knows where it itches.
The thesaurus.
You rocket
A knight light
Poe-etry
I don't know, I've never tri
It's a toss up between ruby and perl.
See you on the flip side.
Because he crawls in his hole during winter.
From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".
