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How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What would Albert Einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What's the I.T. guy's favorite Pokémon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT