Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
I want you inside me
Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!
Because he knew his parents will make him return it.
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over
SINGLE
For 2 weeks.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Pacific rim
Nail its other hand to the floor.
50 shades of grey's anatomy
