Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".
It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.
Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.
Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
To see how long he slept.
I don't know, I've never tri
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You fill them up and toss them out the door!
See you on the flip side.
Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
50 shades of grey's anatomy
