What do you call a dark or melancholy verse of text?

Poe-etry

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)