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How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

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What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)