How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

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How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

Where's my freaking phone?

And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!