How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

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Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"