What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.