What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

Time Bomb Jokes More Time Bomb Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.