What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!