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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

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What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.