What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

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What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!