What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails?

He cut all his fingers off!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

Viking Jokes More Viking Jokes

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

A Norsissist.