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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!