What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Why didn't the shepherd cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

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What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.