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Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)
Dr.: a plastic bag
Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"
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