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What's the difference between the east-German and the west-German accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend?

A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!