Joint custardy
Because Missouri loves company
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
He was shellfish.
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
Because they shared genes!
A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share
Because he was shellfish.
Because Sharon is Karen.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Your room-matey.
He was a little shellfish.
Stop being so elfish, Karen!
Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!
Try to get a long well.
Because they're shellfish
They like rock.
I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful
So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)
Because they're shellfish.
A HIPAAcrite
Pierre to Pierre.
They are both in bread.
They were both two shellfish
Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.
Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share
That you to fart.
Because they're shellfish!!!
Shelfish
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
Because he is a little shellfish.
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
He was a little shellfish
Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
An old man yelling at the cloud
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
There is writing on the White-out.
Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.
She was a little shellfish.
ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.
While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.
He was a shellfish Pokémon.
Cried Baby Bear.
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
Broom-mates.
They share the same middle name.
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
1961
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Because nobody likes his company!
Nun of your business.
A very witch person.
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man
We're going to build a wall
Putin Windows duh.
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
An animal that talks your head off.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
Because of all the *ripostes*
Because it was
A messed up system of karma
He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!
Because he was pain in the neck!
Anything to ease the pain.
