Joint custardy
Because Missouri loves company
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
He was shellfish.
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
Because they shared genes!
A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share
Because he was shellfish.
Because Sharon is Karen.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Your room-matey.
He was a little shellfish.
Stop being so elfish, Karen!
Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!
Try to get a long well.
Because they're shellfish
They like rock.
Because they're shellfish.
A HIPAAcrite
They are both in bread.
They were both two shellfish
Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.
Because they're shellfish!!!
Shelfish
When the old one expects you to "do your share"
Because he is a little shellfish.
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
He was a little shellfish
An old man yelling at the cloud
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
There is writing on the White-out.
Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.
She was a little shellfish.
ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.
While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.
He was a shellfish Pokémon.
Cried Baby Bear.
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
Broom-mates.
They share the same middle name.
1961
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Zimbabwe.
DLC.
Your mom.
They were MAROONED!
Can I crash at your place
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
With zen diagrams!
LONG) Damn.
A scarfish
It's a fish.
He's resisting a rest!
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
