Because Missouri loves company
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
He was shellfish.
Because they shared genes!
Because he was shellfish.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Your room-matey.
He was a little shellfish.
Stop being so elfish, Karen!
Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!
Try to get a long well.
Because they're shellfish
They like rock.
Because they're shellfish.
A HIPAAcrite
They were both two shellfish
Because they're shellfish!!!
Because he is a little shellfish.
He was a little shellfish
An old man yelling at the cloud
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it
Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..
There is writing on the White-out.
Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.
She was a little shellfish.
ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.
While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.
He was a shellfish Pokémon.
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
Broom-mates.
They share the same middle name.
1961
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
Dog turds without borders
Because he was a ate professional!
Because they let IT go
A millionaire.
On Zimbabwean TV.
Because their drivers keep crashing.
It Hertz.
LOG LOG LOG LOG
Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.
Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Dam.
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
