How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Old Jokes More Old Jokes

What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.