When the old one expects you to "do your share"
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share
Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.
His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
