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What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

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Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)