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What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.

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What do you call someone that likes to show off her ovaries?

An eggshibitionist

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

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Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.