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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.