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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

Fedora Jokes More Fedora Jokes

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

Linux Jokes More Linux Jokes

What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What did the Windows user say to his Linux terminal?

DIR

Os Jokes More Os Jokes

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.