Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks