Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.