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Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife?

First M'lady

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

What do you call a band of otters!?

Otterpop