Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

How the hell did you get a body like that?

He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.