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Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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What do you call it when two guys open a weed dispensary?

A joint venture.

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

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Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!