Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

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What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

What do you call Dora the Explorer in an Iron Man suit?

FeDora

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What do you call a band of unlucky politicians?

The Dead Kennedys.

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.