What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

Calculus Student Jokes More Calculus Student Jokes

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits