What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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A widow

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Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

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Poop in the specimen cup.

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I'm all forum.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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They bio-D-grade.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."