What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.