Limit Jokes

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters