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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows...

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.