Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

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What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

What do mathematicians read for fun?

Conics

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist