Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pi

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

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What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters