Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

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What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.