Why don't mathematicians ever get black...

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pi

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

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What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.