What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

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What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey