What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

140 Jokes More 140 Jokes

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

140 Character Jokes More 140 Character Jokes

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist