What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey