What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

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What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

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What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side