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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction?

Clint Southwood

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

Dairy Jokes More Dairy Jokes

What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

Cowhide Jokes More Cowhide Jokes

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.