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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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It would've just been "mas".

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It rars

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Audi

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He was a little hoarse.

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Putting them back in the wheelchair

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A Pair-a-ducks.

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Because the cow has the udder

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The cow has the udder.

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A Dairy Heir.

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Cowhide Jokes More Cowhide Jokes

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side