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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

How do you please a Mennonite woman?

2 Mennonite**