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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

What is an Hommish woman's fantasy?

Two Mennonite