Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

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Why don't the Amish waterski?

The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two men a night.

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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

How do you make an Amish woman happy?

Three Men-A-Night

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.