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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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How do you please a Mennonite woman?

2 Mennonite**

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite." - Hitchens