Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

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What is every Amish woman's dream?

Two Mennonite.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

How do you please an Amish woman?

Give her two Mennonite

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

What is an Hommish woman's fantasy?

Two Mennonite