How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.