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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!