How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

How was your history test?

Timmy: "Who the hell are you "

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What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

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Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.