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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

What is hail?

Hard boiled rain!