What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

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What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

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A religious movement.