Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

Why did god invent whiskey?

X-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

Holy Water Jokes More Holy Water Jokes

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Vein Jokes More Vein Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What is the proudest body part?

The veins