Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

Holy Water Jokes More Holy Water Jokes

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

EFISHancy!

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Vein Jokes More Vein Jokes

What is the proudest body part?

The veins

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.