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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

Holy Water Jokes More Holy Water Jokes

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Vein Jokes More Vein Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.