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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

God Jokes More God Jokes

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Holy Water Jokes More Holy Water Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

Vein Jokes More Vein Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.