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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do nuns do?

Nunthing

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

Holy Water Jokes More Holy Water Jokes

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

EFISHancy!

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Vein Jokes More Vein Jokes

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.