Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

Holy Water Jokes More Holy Water Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

3edgy5me

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

Vein Jokes More Vein Jokes

What is the proudest body part?

The veins

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.