Because he was hooked on worms.
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Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
They're always getting hooked up
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
Arrrrrrr-wen
Quack
Cos they'll always hook a brutha up
She was taking god's name in vein.
He was hooked on phonics.
They fall for things hook line and sinker!
One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.
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He says "All net."
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
3edgy5me
Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!
Hook up
A. At a secondhand store.
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
EFISHancy!
Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
The Imperial March.
A lost Clause
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Steven Wright joke, iirc.
There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot
SFW) Half nuts!
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That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
Dolphout
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
Two more bullets.
Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.
