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How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir