Alchemist Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

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What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

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Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.