Alchemist Jokes

How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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How does the alchemist please his wife?

Elixir!!!!!

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!