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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

His smellular phone!

What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim