What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim