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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

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What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

When she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)"!!!

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

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What are Mario's pants made out of?

DenimDenimDenim

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!