What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

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Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

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What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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I need some space.

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What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

What are Mario's pants made out of?

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