What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

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Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.