Mario Jokes

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What's Mario's favorite song?

It's a small world after all.

What are Mario's pants made out of?

DenimDenimDenim

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.

What's Mario's favourite clothing?

Denim denim denim

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What is Mario's favorite material?

Denim denim denim! *musical*

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

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What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

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Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Peach Jokes More Peach Jokes

What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.