Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl?

Because she was a knockout!