Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Previous Random Joke Next

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl?

Because she was a knockout!