Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!