Me: I peed my pants.
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
A naughty strawberry
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
They only have one Tinkie-Winkie
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
Nun.
