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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

What is Marios favorite type of pants?

Denim Denim Denim

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl?

Because she was a knockout!

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!