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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!