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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.