Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

Previous Random Joke Next
Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Teletubbie Jokes More Teletubbie Jokes

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.