How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.

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Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

Teletubbie Jokes More Teletubbie Jokes

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.