The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Throw in your washing.
It had a sandy bottom.
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Throw a load of dirty laundry in.
To get a clean getaway
The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!
A shampoodle
He can't get out of a bath.
Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
Polly unsaturated!
After a week he was spotless!
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
The bathtub.
Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah
You can't step out of them in public.
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
In the bat-room (bathroom).
Porridge.
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
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Turn on the water.
A sun bath.
Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.
With a Teletubbie.
Robber ducks!
Pupil: Stop taking baths
A little bear!
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
Robber ducks.
Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.
So he could make a clean getaway.
A dirty crook.
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.
Speak now or forever hold your pee!
One has hope in her soul...
An out-of-tuna!
They're always getting hooked up
Because she...let it go!
Antibiotics
Follow the power cord.
ME-coli
Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs
Reuse.
The doors were open.
Becau
I'll post the punchline later.
Please answer before my wife gets home!
The kid is over 5 feet tall.
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
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