Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

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What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.