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Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

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What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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What flavor shake did Marty Mcfly get in the diner during the first Back to the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

How did Marty Mcfly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.