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Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

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What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

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Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.