Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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What flavor shake did Marty Mcfly get in the diner during the first Back to the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.