Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.