What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

What do sick composers drink?

Tchai Tea

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How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

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What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

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What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.