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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.