What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

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What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine