What kind of wine do bears drink?

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

What kind of printer does a pig use?

An oinkjet.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.