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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

Why should I drink Mr. Pibb?

He didn't even finish grad school.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat