What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.