What kind of wine do bears drink?

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

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A bud hound!

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What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.