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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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What drink do you have on Halloween?

Mali-BOO

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

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What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"