Liberty
It wanted to be a power plant.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Because these colors don't run.
European
With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
A Dead End.
Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind!
He thought they were revolting!
God bless America.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!