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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

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What does Batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

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What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.