What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

Who hurt you?

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

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Tell them it's nearly finished.

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The Air Force, because its US AF.

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Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

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He thought they were revolting!

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!