What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

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What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!