How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.