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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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How does Moses make beer?

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...