How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?

Tally Hoes

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.