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How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the Red Sea each month

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How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.