How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.