What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

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What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.