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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

New Leaf Jokes More New Leaf Jokes

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.