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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.