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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.