What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis.

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Where are the kids?

Me *turns around and goes back out*

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Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.