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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!