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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

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What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!