What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.