What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Previous Random Joke Next
Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

Pittsburg Steelers

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Dallas Cowboys Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.