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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up!

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.