How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How are you getting on with the Internet?

Surf far so good.

How does the vicar explore the Internet?

With the church mouse.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's your age?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

What's the best thing about 23 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!