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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

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Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

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What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up!

Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.