How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Watts Jokes More Watts Jokes

What did one lightbulb to say to the other?

Watts up

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!