What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By pedigree-mail.

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!