What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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How do really posh dogs send messages?

By pedigree-mail.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!