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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

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Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...