What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!