What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time