What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

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Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

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Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections?

She had an outstanding balance.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...