Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

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What is a dog's favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.