Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

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Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

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What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.