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Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?

Baaaaaahumbug

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.