Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

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What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day