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Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What did Anakin give to Padme for Christmas?

Sithilis

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.