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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What did the fly say to the other fly?

Your man is open!

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What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

High Sperm Count Jokes More High Sperm Count Jokes

How do you the difference between a blond man and a blond woman?

The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.

What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.