You have to chew before you swallow!
You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
With a romantic tock.
He glances over his shoulder.
The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.
Through ex-spear-i-mints.
Because they're wrigleys!
Spit, swallow, gargle.
Abandonment.
