How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What's up?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

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How do you the difference between a blond man and a blond woman?

The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.

What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

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What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

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Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed