What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

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What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.