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What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale