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What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.