What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

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What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.