What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

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Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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How did Maxwell greet Ampere?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.