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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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How did one gold atom greet the other gold atom?

Ey you.

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans