What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

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Why did the farmer win an award?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing