What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale