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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

Jahbless

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.