What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why did the farmer get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.