How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'