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How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

How do French poodles greet each other?

Bone-jour.