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How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'