How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?

How did Maxwell greet Ampere?

Good Faraday to you, sir!