How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!

How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa