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How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)