Because deep down they're really nice people.
Coughin'
His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."
Because he had a dying light
His name wasn't Paul Driver.
Because they are lack toes intolorent.
On their feet!
His lips are moving.
When he has sufficient grounds
Because they don't like Nice people.
Because they're usually found on trucks.