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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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They both want to bury their bone.

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At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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Alone

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Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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Because they don't have any feet!

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Shoos.

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We're both lawyers.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.