Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

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How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.