Because deep down they're really nice people.
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
He died.
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Because he had a dying light
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
With their heads at the foot of the bed.
About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!
The Spanish Inquisition.
Because they're usually found on trucks.
Because they don't like Nice people.
